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Joke of the Day

"My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain ""legally blind"" very well."

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"Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door."
"[calls wife] honey help 'whats wrong?' im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit 'ok just stop crying'"
"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore"
"What does Hodor start off his day with? Raisin' Bran."
"Just ate a bag of jelly beans. Did you know if you eat a pineapple, a coconut, and a black one together, it tastes like pina colada asphalt?"
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"Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die"
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