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Joke of the Day

"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."

"My boss pulled up in his new car today so I complimented him on it. He responded "" if you set your goals, work hard and execute, I can buy an even better one next year"""

"A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. ""Stop being an idiot,"" said one wife who lives in my house."

"""Some people say I'm an animal in the sack."" - baby kangaroo"

"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."

"So I was going by this farm the other day... and I was like, hay."

"Two protons walk into a black hole..."

"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."

"I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote."