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Joke of the Day

"Why are do gays always get to the airport early. They get their shit packed the night before."

"So excited that The Weather Channel picked up ""Weather"" for another season!!"

"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."

"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."

"Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family."

"Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party"

"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, ""Something taste funny to you?"""

"If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel I would just continue getting nickels until I had all the nickels."

"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."