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Joke of the Day
"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"
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"Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done"
"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."
"Me: *breathes* *gains weight*"
"NSFW don't read if your easily offended. Why don't black people like to dream. Because the last black guy to have a dream died."