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Joke of the Day

"So excited that The Weather Channel picked up ""Weather"" for another season!!"

"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."

"Cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you Me: yes, he was not very friendly"

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing"

"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."

"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"

"When people ask me why I got into drumming I always tell them it's because really enjoy beating off in front of crowds"

"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."

"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""

"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"