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Joke of the Day

"Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party"

"*puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit."

"I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos I will only date people with tattoos"

"TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features."

"Got excited because I found $20 in the laundry. Then I remembered my kids don't have jobs and the money was probably mine."

"Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency? This time she won't have to swallow."

"What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night? A bad person"

"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled"

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!"