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Joke of the Day

"Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family."

"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"

"I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special."

"I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs."

"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"

"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"

"They say it's rude to ask a women's age... So what's your weight?"

"Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap He was high on my list of priorities"

"How do you know if your girlfriend is too young? you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!"

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."