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Joke of the Day
"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"
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"I love getting Halloween candy... It makes me Snicker(s)."
"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."
"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""
"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"
"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."
"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"What is a pirate's favorite fast food joint? Aaaaarby"
"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"
"What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?"