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Joke of the Day
"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."
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"Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott"
"A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert"
"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."
"If you watch The Blindside backwards, Sandra Bullock becomes so disappointed in her black son that she abandons him on the side of the road."
"Girl, are you an iron-bearing ore? Because when I smelt you, I got taken to a whole other level of civilization.."
"My foot wants to interact with your face. "
"What do you call a peaceful Indian sending a picture in the mail of a snobbish criminal going down stairs? Ghandi-sending a condescending con descending Sorry.. I'm tired"
"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."
"[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE]"