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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?"
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"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"
"Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building."
"Earlier I joked that Toronto was the capital of Canada. ""Joked"" being the operative word. Everyone knows only real countries have capitals."
"A date so good... I eat 10 more."
"Q: Mom's have Mother's Day Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday."
"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"
"A simple smile can brighten someone's day... ...but a wide-eyed, toothy lunatic smile can keep them up all night."
"Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks."