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Joke of the Day

"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"

"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"

"Why do Baptists have so many children? They only use holy condoms."

"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."

"Alien 1: What are the Humans doing? Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I."

"Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan"

"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"

"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"

"Weighing elephants is .. A large scale problem."

"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"