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Joke of the Day

"[SPOILERS]What was the main difference between the scripts for 'The force Awakens' and 'A new Hope' ? The title."

"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"

"I knew I'do have to close the podiatry clinic I had opened in Paris. I smelled defeat."

"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."

"Barista: got a latte for ""Batman""! Is there a ""Batman"" here? *everyone looks at me* Me [dressed as Batman]: that's not me, my name is Jack"

"How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face"

"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."

"'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA."

"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."

"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"