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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"
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"What's the difference between Arabs and Americans? American kids come home from boyscouts"
"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"
"Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?"
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you love kids?"
"You have to keep changing your clocks for daylight savings Aint nobody got time fo dat shit but apparently errybody got time fo dat shit."
"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"
"What do you call a well respected slave? A butler."