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Joke of the Day
"How does the Apothecary make his wife orgasm? Elixir"
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"[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far"""
"What happens when two pastries divorce? They have a custardy battle"
"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"
"When impersonating a coworker, I like to add a little extra dumb to their voice."
"Just saw a guy with a chain wallet. A bunch of people were trying to steal his wallet, but they couldn't"
"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."
"What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common? They're not there."
"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"