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Joke of the Day

"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."

"Why do gay people like math? Because of *bi*nomials!"

"People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta."

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."

"south park buzz bazinga punk!"

"I'm not saying your dumb. I'm saying you're dumb."

"I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition."

"How do you tell off a toilet? Tell them to eat shit."

"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"