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Joke of the Day
"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."
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"My Russian mate does not care about anyone. His name is Yukanol Fukov."
"Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals."
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens in Japan stays in Japan Until she turns 18, that is."
"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there"
"Wanna hear a joke? Psych"
"Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate... I notice there's something not right. ""Can you smell petrol?"" I say ""Smell petrol?! I can't even smell my name"""
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"