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"Why does Hitler has a red phone? To make Phone calls..."
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"Q: What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse? A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!"
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
"[job interview] HR: Says here you're very good at multi-tasking *me taking a selfie & spinning in chair HR: *whispering ""wow he's good"""
"[Struts in lookin fly as heck in my speedo, shower cap and armfull of baby dolls struts out with new understanding of the term baby shower]"
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I have a gun Get in the van"
"What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?"
"What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball? You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza."
"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side."