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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("

"I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later."

"A small joke Old people at weddings say to me ""your next"" I do the same to them at funerals *-*"

"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"

"I didn't think that pigs could fly... But then I found out that Donald Trump had a private jet."

"A homeless man told me to get home safely I smiled and said, ""You too!"""

"Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew"

"Why was the germiphobe scared of coins? Because he was afraid of change."

"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."