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Joke of the Day

"What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball? You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza."

"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."

"Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather? Howdy Arabia"

"I was going to make a pun about flexibility I decided not to because it was too much of a stretch."

"Saw a pretty girl, asked her, ""whats your sign?"" She said stop."

"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"

"How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits."

"I have a huge gash in my forehead. I'm going to assume I got up in the middle of the night, fought some crime, and went back to bed."

"Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered? Woman: No, declawed."

"How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Should it really be a lightbulb?"