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Joke of the Day
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
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"David had his ID stolen yesterday... So we call him Dav now."
"I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros."
"Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins? one for each chunk."
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"""Dad, what's a sponsored tweet?"" ""A way for Twitter to make money, I guess. Now, pass the Metamucil with 100% Natural Psyllium Fiber."""
"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."
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"I like to use big words that I don't understand- they make me seem more photosynthesis."
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