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Joke of the Day
"Which Russian leader is always farting? Putin"
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"I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said ""I'm brushing my hair"". It would get about 50 likes."
"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds."
"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"
"I like my women how I like my bread Extra Yeasty"
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""
"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"
"Why is there so much segregation today? All Fridays Matter"
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? You get squatters."