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Joke of the Day

"I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said ""I'm brushing my hair"". It would get about 50 likes."

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."

"I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth"

"If you build a triangle with sticks. Would it be, twigernometry?"

"My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret"

"Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? I know."

"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."

"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"