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Joke of the Day

"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds."

"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."

"My sick friend said a cold never bothered him anyways. I asked him if he wanted to build a snotman"

"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside Sorry but after seeing about 5 reposts today, I thought it was open season."

"An SJW walks into a bar... [Removed]"

"Did you hear about the shipment of Viagra that was stolen? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals."

"Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video at work because I'm a porn movie editor"

"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."

"How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes? You've had whey too much!"