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Joke of the Day
"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"
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"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"
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"Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music."
"My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends."
"Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day."
"Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in."
"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."
"What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File"