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Joke of the Day

"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"

"I hate whales I was out at sea and a whale almost destroyed my ship, a crewmember said that whale collisions where common in that area. But I'm positive that whale hit my ship on porpus."

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."

"Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog"

"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !"

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"

"Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!"

"This Viagra show looks cool but they keep cutting away to football"