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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? You get squatters."
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"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"
"When I grocery shop for the wife I always buy cucumbers smaller than me, just in case."
"Why did? Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give."
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"
"What type of drink do gay nazis hate? Juice"
"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."
"""I have an unsolicited opinion on that!"" --Every douche blanket on Twitter."
"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"
"RABBIT HUSBAND: You look even better after a full day of work. I don't know how you do it, honey. RABBIT WIFE: They test cosmetics on me."