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Joke of the Day

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because they're only good for making coffee."

"If someone peed on me during sex, I'd be like, ""Ha! I've read about this!"""

"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"I work at an investment firm We got a new CIO to head up the Agriculture/Farm investment team. He reports to the EIEIO."

"Why couldn't the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake."

"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook."

"This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days."

"*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep. Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin"