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Joke of the Day
"If someone peed on me during sex, I'd be like, ""Ha! I've read about this!"""
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"My friend said he was worried he had HIV. I said think about the positives."
"Love is never having to say you're sorry. Marriage is saying sorry especially when you're not."
"I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."
"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"
"So, I was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe."
"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"
"You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed."
"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"
"You could probably win the US election by promising to make the McRib a permanent McDonald's menu item."