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Joke of the Day

"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry)"

"You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'"

"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."

"Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars"

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"

"Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover up your t*ts and read a book"

"Gary Busey speaks in Wingdings font."

"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"

"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."