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Joke of the Day

"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple Both need to leave quickly. Who gets out first? The gay couple. Their shit's already packed."

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years."

"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."

"BLONDE COUNTING Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."

"I'd like to think that when pedophiles hang out one of them always asks to see the kids menu and they all have a good hearty laugh"

"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."

"Your momma so dirty she serves more requests than HTTP"

"What car do dogs drive? A Doge charger"

"(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."