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Joke of the Day

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"I like my politicians like I like my men ...I don't like men."

"*Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help"

"Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is."

"What happened to the Asian man that walked into a wall with an erection? He broke his glasses."

"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"

"Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee."

"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."

"Breaking: Brad and Angelina have broken up. Thousands of kids homeless."

"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."