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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."
Next Joke
"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"
"A girl once asked me if she was fat I told her that she was beautiful. In fact, she could model in a summer swimsuit catalog if she wanted. I hear they're casting for beach balls."
"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."
"Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point."
"To kill a mockingbird should have been titled ""how to kill a mockingbird."" Learn English idiot."
"Hey I figured out why they call it BENGAY! Cause love is hard on the knees!"
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, get a dog."
"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."
"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."