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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."
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"Where did the word ""etymology"" come from?"
"My boss said if I tried to take Friday off, I could just take the rest of the year off so that's kinda neat."
"If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile"
""" I made my famous dip for the office party"" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. ""But he wasn't a chef"" Exactly"
"I don't need a reason to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass."
"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."
"What do black people drive? house prices down"
"What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie? A baked potato."
"what is the hardest part of being a pedophile? I dunno, probably making friends and fitting in"