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Joke of the Day

"It sucks that Mary and Joseph couldn't get a room at an inn..... but what were they expecting not having a reservation on Christmas Eve of all nights!"

"Listen, you can keep retaking all the pictures you want but that's just what your face really looks like."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two."

"Why do we.... Cook bacons and bake cookies?"

"I remember the face of every person who doesn't say ""thank you"" when I hold open the door for them."

"What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !"

"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"Where did the general put his armies? In his sleevies."