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Joke of the Day

"I painted the garage with my girlfriend yesterday Now I can't get the paint out of her hair."

"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."

"My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer..."

"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???"

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question."

"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."

"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"