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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a make-believe country for wizards? A magi nation"

"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"

"What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter) They both have Sandy Claws. BOOM!"

"I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but...umm tiss"

"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."

"I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi. You can imagine my disappointment."

"Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you're a plant you eat sunlight idiot"

"I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!"""

"Hey, Can I take you to Hogwarts? Because I'm 9 and 3/4."