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Joke of the Day

"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."

"The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest."

"Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter."

"My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied."

"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."

"When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind"

"what did the angry German man say when he was asked to count to 10? NEIN!!!"

"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."

"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"