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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"
"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."
"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""
"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"
"You are what you eat Asshole"
"Wifey is pregnant again. She wants a girl but I want a black guy so I have someone to play basketball with."
"Heard if the Obama diet? Putin eats your lunch everyday..."
"""And if you look out to the left, you'll miss everything to the right. Remember, every choice is also a loss."" - Me as a tour guide"
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."