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Joke of the Day
"Be good to yourself, you're all you've got."
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"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)"
"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"
"Candidate, with lisp, interviews for executive position at Citibank Interviewers: ""Alan, where do you see yourself ten years from now?"" Alan: ""Running shitty bank."""
"A man walks into a library and says ""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""
"What does a bunny do to a bank? Rabbit"
"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."
"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it."