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Joke of the Day

"If I'm busy and see an interesting article, I open it in a new tab, read the first paragraph, and later, when I have time, close the tab"

"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"

"Morning radio DJs are just reading the Internet to old people."

"When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, ""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"""

"I wrote a song about a tortilla. well actually, it's more of a wrap"

"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."

"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"

"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"

"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""