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Joke of the Day

"Morning radio DJs are just reading the Internet to old people."

"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"

"Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant."

"I'm ""friends with beneficiaries"" years old."

"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"

"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."

"""Our new model works 40 percent of the time. Best one, yet. Congratulations, everyone."" - CEO of automatic paper towel dispenser company"

"I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children. I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'."

"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"