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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"
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"What do you tell a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits."
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"I got a boner at a funeral today.... Mourning wood."
"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."
"A man and his buddy walk out of a bar and see a dog licking himself... One looks to the other and says, ""I wish I could do that!"". His buddy looks at him and says, ""He would probably bite you""."
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"there are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit u with a chair"
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"What's baked everyday and sells itself? bread"