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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"
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"My special power is reading about a disease and developing all the related symptoms within an hour."
"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."
"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"
"Cat 911: What's your emergency? Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!"
"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"
"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."
"Little boy to airline pilot: ""You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."" Pilot: ""Not if I do it right."""
"Superman: Only one cookie left. Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*"
"I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog."