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Joke of the Day

"Do bouncers get paid in toothpicks or are they a part of their uniform, or what exactly is the deal here?"

"Why does China hate Digimon Fans? Because they recognise Ty won"

"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."

"Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers? To stop it from falling out."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"

"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."

"A hug is basically a mini hostage situation."

"How are bisexual men and bisexual women the same? They both think girls are really great but won't admit they just need to be filled by cock."

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."