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Joke of the Day

"I bought a shower curtain on Amazon once and now every time I log in Amazon acts like I'm the guy who fucking loves buying shower curtains."

"A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is"

"Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of teabagging."

"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""

"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."

"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."

"If I had a dollar for every repost I've seen I'd be a millionaire"

"Women v/s men"

"What do you call a horny dog in the kitchen? A fur-tile bitch"