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Joke of the Day

"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."

"Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying ""were the halarwi"""

"2. So I said to the shoe salesman... - I'm looking for a pair of basketball shoes... Shoe salesman - ajkdkdkaldnrmsldkd - what? Shoe salesman - sorry, I was struggling to converse."

"-40 outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes."

"Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun."

"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"

"My doctor just gave me some good news about my prostate.... ...He gave me the thumbs up"

"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"

"So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day... WAY too much sauce on everything."