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Joke of the Day
"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"
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"Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support."
"[at aquarium] ""Kids, the blowfish is named bc of its cheeks"" BLOWFISH: [taps glass] actually that's a common misconception, got any cocaine?"
"Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin"
"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"SOON I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUR HEROES AND TAKE MY PLACE AS YOUR WORLD LEADER BUT FIRST WHAT IS YOUR MOM'S CASSEROLE RECIPE IT IS DELIGHTFUL"
"Don't send vague texts to girls unless you want them read and analyzed by 7 other girls."
"What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do? Diddily-squats."
"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."