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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"
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"What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration? Baaaah bye!"
"Wishing for bad shit to happen to people you hate is so wrong. You gotta be way more proactive than that."
"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"
"[Confessional Booth] Me: I can't do anything right. Priest: Please get off of my lap."
"DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn't count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no"
"""I bought a new car!"" Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay? ""Only $3,200"" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit ""Damn....not again"""
"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"
"Us guys like to be held too. Just, you know, lower. Lowwwwwerrrrrrrr."
"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"