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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people wear lots of chains? It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves."
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"What's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.... seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car"
"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"
"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."
"Why does the ocean roar? You would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!"
"My Somali Girfriend's nickname is 747... Because her blackbox can take a hell of a pounding."
"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"
"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."
"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."
"Geometry Joke. So I was in my Geometry class and my teacher was giving us a ton of homework. So I said to her ""stop being an angle side side."" Edit: thanks hypervelocityvomit."