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Joke of the Day
"Why does the ocean roar? You would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!"
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"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"
"I used to follow my dreams, but they all got restraining orders."
"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"
"never trust a persom who speaks in absolutes"
"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"
"Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan.. So easy, a caveman could do her!"
"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"
"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"