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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most immature when girls misspell ""cologne"" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells"

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."

"What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull."

"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"

"What do you call a good for nothing vegetable A deadbeet"

"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."

"Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it."

"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"

"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."