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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most immature when girls misspell ""cologne"" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells"

"Got fired from the firedepartment Guess putting a sticker saying 'find em hot and leave em dripping' wasn't a good thing to put on our truck"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."

"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other after a while."

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."

"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."

"Nazis and the great depression, I get it, Grandpa. But did you have to hear the word 'selfie' every fucking day? Did you?!"

"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."