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Joke of the Day
"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."
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"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."
"I got stopped by a woman in the street today. She said, ""Excuse me, sir, have you had an accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?"" I said, ""Yes, she's nearly 2 now."""
"Why are gym memberships illegal? Because of the Free Exercise Clause."
"If Gingrich were to win the presidency... ...can we call his current wife the ""third lady?"""
"Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once"
"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy."
"Girl, are you a useless, obscure and unimportant punctuation mark? Because I want to interro-bang you"