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Joke of the Day

"Geometry Joke. So I was in my Geometry class and my teacher was giving us a ton of homework. So I said to her ""stop being an angle side side."" Edit: thanks hypervelocityvomit."

"What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid? The girl who puts it there."

"Why was the bullet train behind schedule? Because it had a bad conductor."

"Just took a short nap, although I wouldn't exactly call it a cat nap since I didn't lay on anyone's clothes or laptop like a total asshole."

"What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression"

"*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* ""uhh grandpa who's that?"" ""my hip replacement"""

"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."

"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"

"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"

"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."